Privacy Policy
At The Forbidden World, we take your privacy seriously… well, as seriously as you can when you’re also making fun of both the rich and the broke. Here’s how we handle your personal info — and no, we don’t sell it to your nosy aunt.
1. Information We Collect
We collect the basics — like your name, email, and payment details — so we can give you the full VIP treatment. We also collect browsing data (don’t worry, we won’t judge what you watch) to make your experience better and more personalized.
2. How We Use Your Information
Here’s how we use your info:
- To send you emails that you might actually want to read (or ignore, we get it).
- To process your payments (so you can buy more stuff and support our mysterious basement-dwelling children).
- To improve your experience so you can have more fun while using the site.
3. Data Protection
We take steps to protect your data (because we’d rather not have it go missing in the dark web). But, let’s be real: nothing online is 100% secure. If someone manages to break into our site and steal your info, we’ll get them, probably in a dramatic movie-style chase scene.
4. Cookies
We use cookies — and not the delicious kind. These little digital crumbs help us remember you and make your experience better. But if you don’t like them, you can disable them. Just know that some parts of the site may stop being as fun (it’s like going to a theme park and not riding the rollercoaster).
5. Third-Party Services
Sometimes we work with third parties to process payments and serve ads (we’re all about keeping things running). These third parties have their own privacy policies, so be sure to give them a quick look. We’re not responsible for their cookie habits, unfortunately.
6. Children’s Privacy
We don’t collect information from anyone under 13 — and frankly, we’re still trying to figure out how to stop them from sneaking into the basement. So, if you're under 13, kindly find another site to waste your time on.
7. Changes to This Policy
We’ll update this policy as needed. We’ll try to make it as entertaining as possible (but no promises). If there are big changes, we’ll let you know — and we might even throw in a joke or two to keep it fun.